The Funniest Sex Toys on The Web in 2022

If there is one thing that we can all agree on, it’s that sex toys are becoming a must have nowadays. Whether for couples or individual pleasure, there is a toy to satisfy whatever you are into.

The designs are becoming more and more realistic as time passes. As a matter of fact it’s becoming impossible to tell the pleasure of sex toys to that of natural intercourse apart.

In as much as the designs have become too good to be true, there are a lot of people that are taking it too far. I’m sure you might be questioning how that is possible but trust me, by the time you are done reading this article you will have a lot of questions. Don’t worry I have a couple of them myself.

So buckle up, let’s take a look at some of the sex toys that have earned themselves a slot at the list of the funniest looking sex toys on the planet, yet!

Huge Tongue Dildo

Now I know what you are thinking. What could be so wrong with a tongue sex toy? I know I know. The tongue is involved in a lot of fun during intercourse. I mean who does not love a little tongue work right?

Now what if it is a 7.8-inch long tongue? You heard me right.

I mean there is nothing wrong with a tongue sex toy to be honest. As a matter of fact, it has very realistic texturing meaning that the feel is that of a well, “normal tongue”.

This very long tongue also happens to have a suction base that allows you to attach it anywhere.

Now imagine this, you walk into a room and you find a sex toy attached to the wall. I mean nothing wrong with that at all. It could be a dildo. That scenario does not bother you one bit I’m sure.

When it’s a 7.8- inch long tongue however, I’m sorry but I would not be in that room for long!

Feet that have Vaginas

I’ll start by saying it’s okay. I had that same exact look on my face as well. If you are shocked, confused and laughing all at the same time, I understand.

This one is kind of self-explanatory but I have some things that I need to get off my chest.

I have no problem with feet fetishes. What I have a lot of questions on is how someone thinks of putting a sculpted vagina masturbator on the sole of each foot.

People are getting a little bit too creative if you ask me.

What is even more interesting is that people are actually finding these very interesting. I did my research and I found out the position of the vagina on the foot varies.

If you want your vagina on the sole of the foot, then fine. Oh you want your vagina places on the ankle? Get in line!

I have no problem finding a feet sex toys in the house. Once I see a vagina on the sole of each though, I’m running away!

Corn Dildo With Balls

You like corn? Well me too!

You love dildos? Well if you like your dildos how you like your corn, then you are in luck. This sex toy is a dildo that looks like realistic corn.

I mean there is nothing out of place about that come on. Wait there is. Now I know it’s enough trouble thinking about a dildo that looks like corn.

I want you to exhaust your imaginative abilities and imagine a dildo that looks like corn, and even has balls at the bottom. Yup, good old corn balls.

The one thing that you are going to love about this sex toy, if you get it, is the texture. It has a really smooth skin like texture.

What more is that the suction cup at the bottom is strong enough to hold on surfaces whenever you want to use it.

So there, in case you were wondering how creative people can get, I present to you a corny dildo with corny balls.

Elephant Trunk Butt Plug

If you are a person that loves nature and maybe wild animals then this is probably what you would come up with if asked to design a sex toy.

Or maybe think of another since someone beat you to it.

So someone sat down, saw an elephant and thought, “So what would happen if that elephant tusk could…”

The one this that will amaze you with this one is the texture of this toy.

I’m talking about a realistic elephant tusk with two mini tusks and a bottom jaw cast in PVC.

Now I’m not sure what connection there is with animals and getting horny, but incase that works for you, this is the best sex toy for you.

Vibrating Vegetables (Vibrators)

Now if I’m to be honest with you, I put this one here on purpose.

Relax; it’s not what you think. I’m just a curious vegan. LOL

This sex toy takes nothing from real cucumbers. It has realistic bumps and curves as you would imagine and is long and skinny, just like real cucumbers.

I couldn’t help it but imagine someone finding this in the wrong place. A good example would be the kitchen counter. I mean it does look like a realistic cucumber so…

One thing that makes it stand out as a sex toy is the fact that it is splash proof.

So have no worry carrying your cucumber sex toy to the shower. It has very impressive vibration patters as well.

However, a realistic, skinny, and long cucumber as a sex toy will leave me in awe any day!

So there you have it. One thing you can learn from that list is that people will never run out of ideas. Just when you thought they can’t possibly come up with anything more interesting than the last one, they do just that.

Don’t shy off from getting experimental, these toys have made it to the list of the world’s funniest sex toys but they still get the job done.

Happy hunting!